quotes/lyrics/randomness galore

AgentBravo: you're really weird. has anyone ever told you that?
jersy15: i think you just can't figure me out completely, and so you label me weird.
AgentBravo: i think that you are so blatantly simple and yet so unpredictable....
AgentBravo: i mean, i understand you inside and out, but you do it all backwards or somehitng
AgentBravo: and that labels you weird

"Stop or I'll shout 'STOP' again!"

is this what the cops say in britain? I found it to be quite sweet...

So supposedly it's National Girlfriend Week. In the girl-to-girl sort of way...
For some reason, this supposedly gives us females the right to feel good about ourselves by degrading men.. .. . ..since when did comparing myself to a guy make me feel good? I mean if that's what you need to boost your self-esteem....ooOkay then. But really, there is no comparison; why do we even bother to try?

Boys will be boys, and women should be ladies.

I wouldn't want to see either become more like the other!

National Feel-Good-If-You're-A-Girl Week Presents:
~the top semi-cool things about being a girl~
(disclaimer: it's slightly dirty...i most definitly didn't write it...read on only if you want to be annoyed -- boy or girl)


1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when
dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are
still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

jersy15: r u writing yesterdays blog?
TheWorldVsJon: yeah
TheWorldVsJon: well theres a story behind that of course
TheWorldVsJon: it seems that i typed it all up
TheWorldVsJon: then my computer goes nuts, and then i went to bed, so it never got posted.
jersy15: ouch
jersy15: i had that happen.... ... . .
jersy15: my computer, geez, sometimes it defaults to this weather page and erases everything i've written
TheWorldVsJon: HAHAHAHAHAHA
TheWorldVsJon: thats hilarious
TheWorldVsJon: you should put that on your blog sometimes
jersy15: its SO annoying
TheWorldVsJon: i would laugh again
jersy15: my dad loves weather.com
TheWorldVsJon: haha
jersy15: so its set up as the default page

jersy15: writing papers is actually somewhat enjoyable to me.
abovthurim: thats because you live on an odd planet called heather

"Ugly day, sun is shining / Every cloud's got a silver lining / Ugly day, skies are blue / Now every day is ugly without you..."
Five Iron Frenzy

"Lord, make us masters of ourselves
that we may be the servants of others."
[Sir Alexander Paterson]

"Maturity starts with the willingness to give oneself."
[Elisabeth Elliot]

...just a few strong quotes for the day. Amen and amen.

"Bah! Women... who needs them? With their emotions and feelings and how they expect you to know what they're thinking but you'd have to be completely psychotic to be on the same wavelength."
-IMAO

I have resorted to quoting boys again...ok, so that sounds like i'm down on boys. I'm not. they're great:

boy says: "i want a cheap truck that has duct tape all over it so it won't leak and so many scratches everywhere it doesn't matter what you do to the thing its already messed up so much and since its so cheap if it breaks it doesn't matter. thats my dream, although i would still like to barrow my dads manual convertable on a few occasions still. Such as a beach cruise with a pretty brunette, about 5'6" with deep brown eyes, and, and mezmorizing eye brows. and good ethics, with a set value system. and delightfully modest yet mysterious dressing style. I do want a little phyical contact, but a tasteful amount -- whatever the girl feels comfortable with."

[at this point, I must interject -- I'm quoting this for reader entertainment, and in no way endorse/reject it. basically, i plead the fifth and neutrality, if that's a word]

boy continues: "please put my awesome quote thingy's on your blog. maybe even copy and paste the convo...especially the part about the eye brows. Not enough guys appreciate eyebrows or ankles. Whats the deal with that. i like them."

[i'm quoting that alright!]

back to boy: "A LOT!!!!!!!! you do have very nice ankles though."

[and here we shall draw the curtain, for i am beginning to think self-consciously about my little foot bones. diana, i think of you, princess, because you would be laughing quite heartily (or should i say, intoxicatedly) with me now.]

Today I got spam mail for:

40 free condoms
Find Romance
Diet Breakthrough
Little Blue Pill

Do I see a trend here? All are related to finding someone...sex....getting a good body in order to get a good someone....taking a pill to fix things....sex. yeah. Ok, yes, there is a stupidly sick trend.

girl #1: you're just like boy #1, he's surrounded by women 24/7 and he doesn't like a single one of them
#1: he drives me nuts
#1: but honestly it's probably the best thing

#2: hahaha
#2: no, no, its not that i don't like men.
#2: i think i just have outrageously high standards for a guy i would *really* like.

#1: good for you
#1: that's funny though....just yesterday i was thinking and i was like ....i don't think there's a single guy that i know that i'd want to date
#1: i have a lot of guy friends......but i wouldn't want to take it any farther than that
#1: you know what i mean?

girl #3: SO true

girl #2: yep yep

#3: I second the motion
#3: post it!

"the fact that it bothers me bothers me" ~ one girl to another, after explaining that a ditz is flirting with one of her good guy friends.

What girl can't identify? Sometimes sorting through your own heart and motives is harder than you think!

[This goes out to all you lUverrrrs out there, anticipating valentines day so you can....uh, do what? tell him/her that you really, really like/love them again? Or maybe it's just an excuse to milk their "love" for all its worth....in the form of chocolate, flowers, and any sort of fuzzy animal stuffed with something soft and dyed as pink as possible!]
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"if you wanted the moon i would try to make a start,
but really i'd rather give you my heart..."

[stolen from ashley's blog]

How does it feel to steal the body of Christ from the church's freezer? Isn't that like a mortal sin?
well... not when you think it's a peanut butter cookie!
-another moment brought to you by Fair Grounds

... .. ... .songs currently rolling around on radio waves that tend to roll about in one's head....

This ::: love ::: has taken it's toll on me
She said goodbye too many times before
Her ::: heart ::: is breaking in front of me
I have no choice cause I won't say
goodbye
anymore
[maroon 5]

(hey this is slightly deep :::shock of surprise:::)


If what they say is "Nothing is forever".
Then what makes, then what makes, then what makes
then what makes, then what makes Love an exception?
[outkast]

(this guy's music video makes my little heart go mush for him)

And it's okay if you had to go away
Oh, just remember the telephone well their workin it both ways
But if I never ever hear them ring
If nothing else I'll think the bells inside
Have finally found you someone else and that's okay
Cause I'll remember everything you sang

"He was brutally handsome-

She was terminally pretty"- Life in the FAST LANE


[Boy's profiles....ah, the ultimate in quotable quotes]


Kyle: "girls are annoying nuissances, good for nothing but looking at them."
Jon: "talk about pearls of wisdom"

[And of course, girl convos are full of charms too]

"I forget how today was....except I remember I wanted a hug all day long and I didn't get any
:::pity party:::
maybe I'll have a great dream tonight!!!!"

kyle said something great about a guy finding his girl and believing her to be the best thing that ever reflected light. i'll find the original quote as soon as abby pops her little head back up online.

katie: "that little thing, i was like, its nice and peaceful just like heather haha"

[Awww! I'm touched. Like by an angel.....*grin*]